Thursday, June 19, 2008

What is Art?

I made a person today. His name is Sven Obsequio. This counts as creativity, right?

Thanks to Amanda for the idea. That's what an online dating service gets when they spam a listserve -- spam in their membership.

Oh, and Sven got an e-mail from them stating that his profile would be featured for an entire month on their main page. With luck, Sven will be engaged by the end of summer!

7 comments:

Mitch said...

So funny. Who's picture did you use? Did you make his favorite activities long walks on the beach and watching "The Notebook"? If you did, he will be married for sure.

Amanda said...

No way, Mitch. Sven is much more high-class than that. We're talkin' Jackie Chan high class. He doesn't mess around.

I wonder what kind of girl would be a good match for a guy like Sven...

The Shark said...

The photo, believe it or not, was the result of a Google image search for "Mormon guy." I think it was about three pages into the results.

No, wait, what am I saying? That's SVEN'S photo. Duh.

Sterling said...

Nice work dude. I'm proud!

The Former 786 said...

Very well done.

He seems very desirable.

Unknown said...

if we pit sven against aquaman in a fight, who would win?

The Shark said...

Probably Sven. Sure, Aquaman's hide is super dense due to the time he's spent in deep ocean trenches, but Sven has that greasy hairdo that just can't be beat.