Hit and Run: Calves vs. Socks

In this installment we discover the one thing that can actually hold up to the infinitely-large beasts known as my calves.

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From the Calves: Identity Theft

For clarity's sake: no, we aren't associated with THAT golden calf.

We get a lot of beef (no pun intended) because of that guy. But he's old news -- we're the real deal, and by far more valuable. At least, that's the idea we get when we're strutting down Times Square while onlookers collapse and gaze in awe.

Applications for love are currently being accepted.






*Please note that neither the Shark's calves, nor their owner, condone the worshiping of calves in any form, gold or flesh, animal or manimal.

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Bienvenidos a Mis Pantorillas de Oro

This blog is for all things of the mind of Shark. This obligatory, primary post exists merely as a formality and placeholder as I tweak the setup of the blog.

A few notes:

1. I considered doing a gimmick where my calves were the voice of the blog, but thought that might get tedious and old after a while.

2. I decided to create the blog on the Blogger hosting server(s) for various reasons:

• In the case that my website hosting server is down, I can post emergency updates and announcements here.
• My calves get to have their own domain name without having to pay for it.

3. www.TheSharkByte.com is still up and will be updated regularly, and updates will be posted there on its own blog, as usual.

4. I have big calves.

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